“The young hang mirrors in their homes. The elderly hang paintings. And, if I may make an ungenerous observation, residents of rural communites display crafts—those dubious products of spare time, limited motor skill, and inexpensive yarn.”—Rant - Chuck Palahniuk
I wish I could be tough like you and act like this is no skin off my nose. But in reality, I feel like my arms and legs have been chopped off and I’m left sitting alone in a dirty puddle with no one to help me.
A grown-ass man should be able to change a tire, drive stick, do CPR, set a bone, gut a fish, build a wall, throw a punch, shoot a gun, shotgun a beer, build a fire, run a barbecue, change a diaper, recite three lines from Animal House, light a fart, and eat a pussy.