January 2011
They be ackin like they drunk
Ackin like they drunk
James Quall
ET
I'm shy
But I’m easy and I give good head
Half a game
Whole snocone
December 2010
Hey ladies in the place
I’m callin out to ya
(508): new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
This week...
Christmas Eve. Great clock. Merry X-Mas. Christmas Day. Don’t sneeze, you’ll flip your car. Tell her fufafafafa. 1 year. Still alive. Thank God? Thank you. Blizzarded. Sleeps. Wakes. More sleeps. Lasagna. Weed. Sleeps. Bacon dreams. Bacon. Just a few inches. Just a few feet. Bacon. Lobster mashed potatoes. Bacon fried noodles. Shovel. Shovel. Shovel. Sleeps. Monopoly. Cookies. Beer....
MISSION. FUCKING. ACCOMPLISHED.
“Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”
– The Big Lebowski (via intweetion)
Breast milk...
scandyfactory:
you made my day-ay
“We love our Times Square home and while we’re disappointed there won’t be a...”
– MTV, in an official statement concerning the news that Snooki’s hamster ball stunt was not welcome in Times Square.
Phew. For a second there I was worried they would call the whole thing off. Can you imagine?
[artsbeat.]
(via thedailywhat)
this makes me want to get hammered drunk and stand on...
Watchthedailywhat:
Kickass Clip Compilation of the Day: A thoroughly entertaining compilation of clips featuring Tonight Show-era Conan O’Brien performing various stunts with professional stuntman Steven Ho.
[devour.]
True story
(860): Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it’s always preheated
Just randomly heard an MU330 Christmas song on the...
Awesome.
Memories
Make me want to go back there
Jingaty jing!
It’s Dominic the Donkey!
Merry X-mas