I’m gone now I don’t know what I want But regardless thanks a lot For letting me stay on your futon
So. Nice. Out.
Born of a broken man, but not a broken man.
You’ve really given up on life, or maybe you’ve finally started living.
About to drive home at 4am after being up for 20 hours on no sleep after a double… hope this works out better than last time.
Did you see that unicorn?!? It’s horn was so shiny!
I didn’t think this day could get any worse. Apparently I was wrong.
I’m so fucking sick of trying to please people. Fuck you.
The Serving Gods did not smile upon me today.
Organize your life and figure it out, or you’ll go under, without a doubt.
I’ll be here, with or without you.
Now’s ze time on Sprockets vhen ve danse!
It’s time for living, no matter what you say.
I legitimately want to buy a motorcycle. Legit.
I call the big one “bitey”.
I love cookies.
I’m broke as a jiggity joke.
Now I may not be the best or the worst, but you gotta respect my honesty. Now I’m only gonna break your heart, but I really don’t think there’s anyone as bomb as me.
You guys know I like to do a little bit of coke all the time, right?
I just submitted this to TFLN. If it doesn’t get posted, they can S my D. (732) wait, so you trashed a bar?!? (1-732) yup. with 2 doctors, one of which was my sister.
Sasha didn’t kill Jon, Jon killed Jon. Ask him yourself.
I’m not sick, but I’m not well.
(775): So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute icking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can’t wait to do X again.
Never can tell.
I didn’t ask for a shrink - that must’ve been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn’t mine. Also, I’m wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don’t have a crying problem.
At least I tried. Suck a dick.
Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them[ pause] Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.
At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I’m sorry.