January 2011
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein (via mols)
No matter the cost
I will take this to the grave
Watchhawaiiansdonotblog:
Man in a Chicken suit plays “What is Love” on Pianica
At Flinders St. Station in Melbourne.
Dear snack store,
Please have the funny indian guy come back and work there again, he was hilarious. Also, I still feel like utter shit.
I puked my guts up today.
And I had to call out of work tonight cause I couldn’t fucking move. I was really upset. It was supposed to be my first night, and apparently it was so busy last night they wanted me to come in early. Totally sucks. Fuck.
Somehow...
I already wish I didn’t have a job. Well, at least for today.
Avenge me!
AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW...
I am LESS than interested.
Hahahaa
Fuck yo couch!
This is how we eat it
Ohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!
Seatbelt ticket.
Niggertits.
I'm missing BTMI tonight...
But $1 drinks, so yay!
They duped us before, why can't it happen again?
This is a fear we’ll have to have, in the back of our minds lurking and waiting.
inyourwake:
b-o-s-s:
inyourwake:
Nothing in this world makes me more angry than animal abuse.
not even child abuse?…
I prefer animals to children.
good answer.
Kru's classes are definitely the best.
No diggity.
When people think I'm normal and not a huge...
thisismyboomstick:
idouchecanoemonfer:
They must earn my trust! :D
