I think ipod shuffle is a lot smarter than we think...
It just played 3 tracks by 3 different comedians in a row. Weird…
Apparently in my dreams, Natalie Portman wants to have sex with me.
I like my dreams.
Technically, that's a really sexist thing to say
Luckily, I don’t get caught up on things to say
Just told Jeff Rosenstock the most boring story ever of meeting him 8 years ago.