hearteyesforcthulhu: elpeexde: petejudge: formyenemies: xxxcatlady: xmutiny: socially-unconscious: wombatfractal: straightwiththatheater: Hey, I’m Calvin. I’m 13. I live outside of San Antonio, Texas. I’m Vegan. God-free youth. 1 5/8 and 1 1/4 lobes, 18g septum. I go to shows. I’m really short and I’m forever alone. If you’d like to know anything else, ask. gpoy would like to beat this kid up. contact with place of living.  My dad would of BEAT my ass if I started stretching when i was 13. You are dumb for saying you want to beat this kid up. This kid is 13. I’m just gonna leave it at that. :/ you’re short because you’re 13 nigga obey your parents and eat your vegetables GET OFF THE INTERNET can i just say this is cody agnew five years ago? LOL didn’t someone on the B9 make a fake account for this kid’s mom, or is that another Calvin entirely Totally shopped, guys. Come on. Just look at the fucking earring.

hearteyesforcthulhu:

elpeexde:

petejudge:

formyenemies:

xxxcatlady:

xmutiny:

socially-unconscious:

wombatfractal:

straightwiththatheater:

Hey, I’m Calvin. I’m 13. I live outside of San Antonio, Texas. I’m Vegan. God-free youth. 1 5/8 and 1 1/4 lobes, 18g septum. I go to shows. I’m really short and I’m forever alone. If you’d like to know anything else, ask.

gpoy

would like to beat this kid up. contact with place of living. 

My dad would of BEAT my ass if I started stretching when i was 13.

You are dumb for saying you want to beat this kid up.

This kid is 13. I’m just gonna leave it at that. :/

you’re short because you’re 13 nigga obey your parents and eat your vegetables GET OFF THE INTERNET

can i just say this is cody agnew five years ago?

LOL didn’t someone on the B9 make a fake account for this kid’s mom, or is that another Calvin entirely

Totally shopped, guys. Come on. Just look at the fucking earring.

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  1. keishquiche reblogged this from cuttthroatcollapse
  2. betweentheburiedandkiwi reblogged this from devidamuerta and added:
    Bigger lobes than me and he’s 13 :(
  3. theredderthebetter reblogged this from newinthislight
  4. marissadarling reblogged this from taryndeee and added:
    Get off the Internet.
  5. nowthenmarkybum reblogged this from newinthislight
  6. newinthislight reblogged this from thelizard60
  7. prettycoolblackguy reblogged this from myratter and added:
    I don’t know about you guys,but I love this kid’s ears. His parents are pretty chill parents to let him do what he wants...
  8. shit-and-failure reblogged this from myratter and added:
    This kid is the coolest fucking 13 year old ever. Forever alone is an internet joke, I’m sure he doesn’t take it that...
  9. 0hdeer reblogged this from myratter
  10. waveofreason reblogged this from ritualofindoctrination and added:
    That looks totally shopped btw.
  11. myratter reblogged this from grassleaves and added:
    Oh shut up. I claimed edge when I was 12 years old. Six years later, still edge as ever. At 13, I went vegetarian. 14, I...
  12. staynegativebabe reblogged this from its-not-safe-to-swim-today and added:
    I’m all for lobes, but 13? I always wonder if kids this age don’t realize what they’re getting into when they go this...
  13. fuckthefashion reblogged this from ricksanscrotum
  14. its-not-safe-to-swim-today reblogged this from deathmask-divine and added:
    HE’S ONLY A BABY LOL
  15. ritualofindoctrination reblogged this from deathmask-divine and added:
    10 times more intelligent? I’d say just as intelligent if not less, seeing as how he is conforming and “forever alone”....
  16. ftpitbull reblogged this from ricksanscrotum
  17. grassleaves reblogged this from chalcosoma2 and added:
    Ughhhh. Welp. Why do people insist on capitalizing on my gullibility… I redact my statements. It’s rude to judge people...
  18. ricksanscrotum reblogged this from chalcosoma2 and added:
    im laughing so HARD OMFG
  19. agniology reblogged this from grassleaves and added:
    it’s not how he looks. it’s how he wants to be perceived. and he wants to be perceived as a douche.
  20. im-no-superman reblogged this from chalcosoma2 and added:
    Leave him alone he’s only 13…
  21. deathmask-divine reblogged this from chalcosoma2 and added:
    i don’t care about the other stuff but how can you be 13 and forever alone? Kid probably hasn’t even hit puberty yet...
  22. jadeychan reblogged this from ghostofcitylife and added:
    This kid looks adorable.( I don’t care if that sounds weird) But Id die to have my eaRs this big.and to have a septum...
  23. marleychloe reblogged this from chalcosoma2 and added:
    marleychloe calvin, you rock and your parents rock…the rest of you are retarded or something…except whomever commented...
  24. ghostofcitylife reblogged this from chalcosoma2
  25. chalcosoma2 reblogged this from alicerwhiteley and added:
    This Calvin kid is 10 times more intelligent than anyone reblogging calling him out on his appearance. I know for sure I...
  26. everythingworthlovingdies reblogged this from alicerwhiteley and added:
    Least he isn’t smoking or robbing shops like some 13 year olds. Let a playa play. I’m backin you lil hustla
  27. taryndeee reblogged this from swiftxundftd
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